Asian Jokes

What happens to an Asian man who runs into a wall and has a full erection?
-He breaks his nose.

What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
-A Chinese prostitute.

What do you call a fat Chinese person?
-A Chunk.

There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
-The cop.

How do you know if you're Asian?
-When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.

What lives in a pod and is a Kung Fu expert?
-Bruce Pea.

How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
-When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.

Did you hear about the Chinese girl who won the lottery?
-She has one fortunate cookie...

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
-A manila folder.

What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle?
-A Gourmet.

What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller?
-There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed Asians").

What is the title of the newest Vietnamese cookbook?
-100 Ways to Cook Your Dog.

What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight?
-Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton).

What do you call a Chinese male prostitute?
-Gee Goh Low (gigolo).

What's the fastest thing on two legs?
-A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.